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Bishop Weeks aka Mr Juanita Bynum is Still Indecent and Out of Order
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 7:28AM The Blogmother Y'all remember how throughly disgusted I became with Juanita Bynum and her husband Probationer Bishop Tommy "The Hit Man" Weeks when their divorce turned into a tawdry circus-like affair that they foisted upon the American public. Remember how I said I would never write about them ever again? Well, just like all of you who vow to never read this blog ever again in life, I LIED. A WAOD reader couldn't resist sending me THIS tidbit that Bishop Weeks is looking for a new bride:
Taking a page from ESSENCE magazine and Tyler Perry, he is preying upon the Achilles' heel of Black women, the unwavering desire to be married/coupled... to any .man. who. bothers. to ask. Heck they don't even have to ask, Black women just have to HOPE that they MAY think about asking one day. This false prophet has decided to launch a contest called "Who Will be the next Mrs. Weeks?" In fact they have a logo. You can email MRSWEEKS@bishopweeks.com if you are interested. The sad thing is that women will be lining up to marry this man despite the fact that he had to plead guilty to handing out a beat down to his wife in a parking lot. Threw her out of a car, tried to destroy her entire career and then had the audacity to write about it and then "withdrew" his book. Yes, she flung her own share of dirt and acted ridiculously as well with her threshing floor and $10,000 pens. Now the Bible scholar in me has just thought up about fifteen different reasons why this is five kinds of wrong. Including his pride in being a "global entrepreneur" Oh yeah and all you bloggers who need a new template, the good Bishop is into web designing now according to his video introduction. If you want to be throughly disgusted listen to them ( the Bishop and his teenage staffers) as they talk about the age minimum. He is willing to consider ages 21 and up. Then he says he wants to have children and "can she have children." Why would you want to have children and what are you going to do to them when they make you "angry"? Punch them? Kick them? Try to choke them in the parking lot? Then after he and his motley crew list the criteria he is looking for he takes a picture of a white couple that came with the picture frame as his ideal of the relationship he is looking for. Where is that in the Bible? BLACK WOMEN HEAL THYSELVES. I am serious! Until you do you will be preyed upon and engage in absolute complete and total foolishness like offering yourself ( or your innocent children) up like a golden calf to a man. In this case, the man has already proven that he is a sucky husband to TWO OTHER WOMEN. Now the common denominator in all of his failed relationships is Bishop Weeks. I think I am going to take a couple of weeks off of blogging to finish my book "Girl, Don't Do It!" Get a dog. Get a hobby. Go adopt a baby. Do something, but don't enter the Who Will Be the Next Mrs. Weeks Competition. Bishop, I know you are going to read this post because you are the kind of person who Googles himself. How about I list one of my ideal "criteria" in the future "Mr. WAOD". The first criteria is no violent criminal convictions on your rap sheet. Sorry Bishop, that rules you out! Previous Posts Satan’s Lawyers to Bishop Tommy "The Hit Man" Weeks….. "Stop Slandering Our Client or Else!" Church Folks Getting a Threshing! Juanita Bynum, Donnie McClurkin, and Obama.. OH MY! God Sends “Cease and Desist” Letter To Juanita Bynum and Tommy “The Hit Man” Weeks:”Stop Representing Yourself as My Agents…OR ELSE!” God to Mr. Juanita Bynum: Surely You Jest! - The Bynum- Weeks Officially Have No Shame! Has Juanita Bynum, the "New Face of Domestic Violence", Reconciled With Her Husband? God to Juanita Bynum and Thomas Weeks: "Do I know Y’all?" The Juanity Bynum and Tommy "the Hitman" Weeks Divorce is FinalWeeks will document his effort to open his heart to love again in 10 streaming video “Webisodes” starting next Tuesday on his Web site www.bishopweeks.com. The idea came after Weeks was flooded with thousands of e-mails and letters from people offering advice about what to look for in his third wife. Some even offered to be his wife.
“There are some very adamant women,” says Weeks’ associate, Minister Guy Reeves of Global Destiny. “A lady from Belgium flew all the way here to meet him. She came to the campus. She wanted to be the next Mrs. Weeks like many others who have approached me about their strong desire to be Bishop Weeks’ wife.” Weeks says he is opening his life to his followers so they can get a Christian perspective on dating and coping with the desire for intimacy. “What kind of advice would you give me about the new Mrs. Weeks?” he asks on a Web site promo of the episode. “We will probably find in due time who is that perfect woman for me,” Weeks says. “This time I’m not going to limit it just to the local church … It’s a global ministry. We’ve got to have a global search.” Weeks is still serving probation for an August 2007 attack on Bynum outside an Atlanta area hotel. He was charged with aggravated assault as a first offender and has completed the required community service hours and anger management counseling.Crunk and Disorderly
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