Entries in Election (19)

Tuesday
Nov062012

Your Election Opening Thread

I already voted during early voting, which I never have done for presidential elections. I actually like going to the polls on election day. I think I was so tired of hearing about the election, I decided to just get it over with. In any event, I have never had to stand in a line as long to vote for anything. 

I want to thank CNN for bleeping out the word b*%%& at this election rally performance by Jay-Z, unfortunately they left in H(*%. Yep. Yep. Yep. 

Happy Black Woman has an interesting post called Be the President of Your Own Life

I quit the internet for about 96 hours. 

 

Monday
Jun292009

An Open Letter to Parents re Posthumous Press Conferences- Do NOT Pull a "Joe Jackson"

Dear Parental Unit, I know this goes without saying, but I just want to stipulate the following requests for the record.   In the event that I should predecease you:

  • Under no circumstances is any preacher by the last name of Sharpton or Jackson to be in the general vicinity or camera shot with you at any Posthumous Press conference.
  • Under no circumstances are more than one lawyer allowed to speak on behalf of the estate.
  • Last but certainly not least, under no circumstances are you to use said posthumous Press Conference to promote a record label, a clothing line, fragrance, deluxe grill, bootleg DVDs, rental property, fruit, inkjet toner refills or any other commercial venture.
Eternally Your Child, The What About Our Daughters Commissioner of Chicanery & Foolishness Prevention. PPS. Don't let me see y'all in the audience at the BET Awards either!!! (**leaves to make some revisions to the will regarding disinheritance upon appearance on any BET-related show.**) I thought these things went without saying, but Joe Jackson, Father of Micheal Jackson,  has ruined it for all parents hoping to use a press conference regarding the mysterious death of their children. Katherine Jackson, it ain't 1975 anymore, get cha' boy PLEASE!

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