Monday
Aug272007
Satan's Lawyers to Bishop Tommy "The Hit Man" Weeks..... "Stop Slandering Our Client or Else!"
Monday, August 27, 2007 at 4:31PM The Blogmother Two days after his alleged brutal attack on his wife, Prophetess Juanita Bynum, Bishop Tommy " The Hit Man" Weeks lay blame for choking, kicking and stomping on his 5'2 wife squarely at the feet of the Devil:
Weeks, wearing a dark suit and his customary bow tie, blamed the devil for the accusation that has him facing two felony charges. He didn't, however, offer any specifics before introducing a guest minister who preached in his stead, then exiting the room. (SOURCE)
The Devil, also known as Satan, is not taking Week's accusations laying down and has sought legal counsel. In a telephone interview from his office at Black Exploitation Television headquarters in Washington, DC, Satan seemed perplexed as to why yet another preacher was blaming him for acting a dayum fool.
"I mean, really, is it necessary to drag me into it every time one of these preachers messes up or catches a case? I didn't grab his hands and wrap them around his wife's neck and I didn't force him to kick her while she was down on the asphalt. What happened to Free Will?"
Satan says that at the time of the attack on Bynum, he was otherwise occupied.
" I was making up the Spring programming schedule for BET at the time of the attack. I wasn't anywhere near the Renaissance hotel. " While Satan has faced similar accusations in the past, he decided to seek legal counsel in the present case because of the role Bishop Week's purports to play in the Kingdom of God.
" Now here is a guy that has been telling everyone who will listen that he is on the Lord's side. Now all of a sudden he goes batshyt crazy and it is all "The Devil's" fault. I'm not having it!"
To Bynum, Satan, a Bible scholar himself directs her to the book of Job." Folks are with you when the chips are up, but at the first sign of real trouble, all these church attendees start yelling "Curse God and Die!"
Satan is trying to continue with his normal routine in light of yet another accusation that he has meddled in the lives of Preachers of the Word. He's been cooking up an entire new slate of television shows designed to set Black American back about 150 years each.
Satan saves his harshest criticisms for Bishop Tommy"The Hit Man" Weeks, " He needs to MAN UP and grow a pair. Take responsibility for what you did! That was all YOU! Hell, even Michael Vick didn't try to blame me for his situation!"
WARNING: The above may contain sarcastic language and imagery not mean to be taken literally. Yes, I did have too much time on my hands on my day off.
UPDATE: Juanita Bynum taped a pre-recorded response to
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I think Mr. Jawn Murray summed it up perfectly in his AOL Black Voices article:
"Though Bynum is a resilient woman who will likely use this ordeal as the basis for her next preaching series and/or conference -- stay tuned because No More Bruises: The Conference for Battered Women will clearly be in the works -- the same can't be said for Weeks."
Prophetess Bynum is a very smart woman. I too can see it coming. She will definitely come out on top with this one.
Bishop Weeks will definitely need a miracle to revive his preaching career.
Girl what preaching career? You know there will always be some sheeple who will follow anybody so he will still have followers..... after he gets out of the clank!
You are correct. It is sad, but he still has a small following. Perhaps they will help him with his legal fees.
I don't want this comment to read like some bad script from Xena: Warrior Princess, but it has long been my feeling that Satan harbored a special hatred for Jews and for black women. He may not have been behind the beating that the hitman put on our Juanita, but he is certainly behind the attack on her and the accusations of fraud that are being leveled upon her by the media. It's one thing to have disagreement with some of the things she says, but to suggest that she somehow is a two faced fraud sounds like an accusations of the enemy.
Juanita has helped me work through some issues that I had with my dark past. I believe that God speaks through her to hurting black women, to women of all races. In that role, she is a powerful advesary to Satan.
She is under attack now, not just from her ex, as are we all. We are finally speaking up against the evil perpetrated on us and he's fighting back. He wants to silence this powerful woman of God. The battle has been joined.
So the war on black women has two fronts: in the natural and in the supernatural.
O.K. Girl! I am convinced. You are truly certifiable!!!! LOL
I was laughing so hard when I was reading this post, I couldn't see straight. Besides, I am so tired.
Be careful what you ask for you might get it. I've been blogging my butt off - which might not be such a bad idea :)!
BTW, I know we got Dunbar going on, the 2nd Anniversary of Katrina and of course Bishop Tommy "The Hit Man" -
Oh, by BTW - I have to digress for just a moment. I heard on the TMJS that the "dear Bishop" asked his congregation to help him with his defense fund aka the Raven Fund.
What kind of B.S. is that?!!!!
Anyway, they are planning a major protest regarding the Jena 6 on the day of sentencing of Mychal Ball (Sept. 20th) the first of the six to be convicted for beating up a white teen for racially taughting a Black boy that got beat up by some whites the night before at a party.
TOO MUCH DRAMA!!!!!
I'm going to bed. I know it's only 7:42p.m. on the West coast, but I'm tired.
Peace.
Anon,
Actually I think God is on our side on this one. It is like the Universe keeps sending us signals, Imus, Dunbar Village, now, Juanita. If these were pebbles to get our attention, then I wonder what stones and boulders are in the works if Black women don't wake up.
Content, Take care of yourself, nobody else will. I can say that much from experience.
I know that God is on our side. It's just that we have to know our enemy and the force that is arrayed against us. But with God on our side, we will prevail.
Anon,
The problem is that many women do not recognize their enemy. How can you fight a war you won't even acknowledge exists?
Well, all I can say is that the rest of our sisters better wake up right now - war has been declared and the fight is on!!!!!
Anon, you need to pick a name. You don't have to register, but you can select the second row and make up a handle.
That was yet another great post! But isn't The real Satan at Viacom HQ in N.Y.? (lol) I read The Mo' Kelly Report today and he mentioned that T.D. Jakes is having a 'For The Ladies Only Conference' soon and it's intresting that Jakes has not spoken out against domestic abuse.
This has been a bad year for black women in general, but hopefully with rising voices like yours and many others things will get better.
Also I listened to your online radio program today, it was great.
THanks for all of your hard work!
Gina told me to pick a handle:
Okay, I'm officially calling myself Candace Makada.
Okay, Gina:
You and Sandra Rose done created a monster. LOL
Check out my post entitled Everthing that Glitters Ain't God.
www.charactercorner.blogspot.com
I am telling you that 2007 will be the year that Black women started stopped dreaming and started screaming! Keep up the good work Attorneymom!
That was so on point I can't stop giggling! I was getting "tight" over this situation, so the humor definitely lightened the load for me.
There are now allegations from other women within the church that Mr. Weeks previously assaulted another FEMALE.
http://overanalyzeit.blogspot.com/2007/08/mr-thomas-weeks-not-first-attack.html
ROTFLMAO!
Gina i didnt know you were a comediene also. this one had me laughing away!
I listened to your show yesterday morning on my bus ride into work. Living here in Seattle (yes there are black people here albeit the majority are impotent when it comes to issues that effect us as a people.) I say that because there is nothing here that brings them together. What you all said in your discussion yesterday was both relevant as well as prophetic. I recieved this crap in the mail I am posting the link so you can go to it. But it is unbelieveable how people are coming out to attack her. (Bynum)
http://gcraige.blogspot.com/
Candace Makada:
I read the craigblogspot on this issue. Is this guy out of his mind? He is blaming Juanita for the savage beating that she took. No blame whatsoever for the attacker. Then to call her "Jezebel" - Where do people like that come from?
No wonder he doesn't take comments.
I saw that he does not take comments either, I wonder how blogspot would feel about one of thier bloggers who basically encourage domestic violence against women, who basically condones it, all the while saying that they do not, and then blames the woman for it. That has to be a violation of the TOS (terms of service). I just find it offensive both as a man, and as a christian. There has to be something that can be done, because this cannot stand
aj I am seeing that. I am not surprised. I am not surprised.
I just checked Juanita Bynum's web site. www.juanitabynum.com. At the top left had corner it says that she will be on TBN this coming Tuesday. This was not on the site before when I checked it after her savage beating. The TBN web site on the Praise Tonight page says TBA for Tuesday.
FYI
One last thing about Craige and then I will leave this alone. If you read what that man wrote, it reveals some really personal things that he says he heard. Here is my question, who did he hear it from? My father was a pastor, so is my brother, I learned from both that as ministers once you hear something you are never to repeat it. Why is this man allowed a pass?
politics and religion are the last refuge remaining for liars and frauds. in these times anyway.